"At least you still have one ovary!"
Sure, if chemo doesn't destroy it.
"It's just hair, it will grow back."/"Bald is beautiful!"
Fuck you, why don't you be bald with me, then?
"You're so strong, I could never be that strong."
Yes you would, because you would have to.
"I'm here to help with anything you need."
Except most people are really only just saying that. Kinda like saying you'll pray for me. It's more to benefit your own conscience.
"How are you feeling? You look good!"
The first one is only annoying because EVERYBODY asks. The second part is stupid because how many people are gonna actually tell you that you look like shit, right?
10:49 p.m. - 2014-07-04